There is no soda in The Wizarding World-we go to Hogsmede

If joy visually emanated from our bodies like large sparkly purple clouds, then everyone in a 5 mile radius would have been enveloped in a gigantic purple cloud of sparkly joy as I approached the entrance to Hogsmede.   

My excitement was so visible that while posing for this picture

a passerby in a very genuine shout of geeky excitement solidarity, exclaimed,

“You made it!” And so I had.

I made it to see the owlery.

I made it to see the Hogwarts school choir.

 I made it to finally see Hogwarts castle.  After years of longing, I was finally here.

Close to the entrance of Hogsmede (the entrance on the Lost Continent side) I found the conductor of the Hogwarts Express. He is a kind, jovial soul.  I wondered what it must be like to know that you are a part of thousands of people’s vacation photos. 

Shops

In my opinion the best shop in all of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando is Honeydukes. 

It is the shop that made me believe that I had actually fallen through the pages of the book. There were candy items that could only be purchased in the Honeydukes store. There were a lot of things we wanted to get/try, but the heat made melting an issue.

The guy behind me is totally stealing my thunder in this picture

In case any vampires visit the parks

While we were in Honeydukes we chatted with a shop employee named Emily.  She was very nice and was sincerely interested in whether we were Harry Potter fans, whether we were having an awesome day and if we thought the Harry Potter section was cool.  It was nice to see that Universal seemed to make sure that the staff working in The Wizarding World were fanboys and fangirls.  The employees working the rides seemed to take a special pleasure in calling guests muggles

 I will say that I did find the souvenir merchandise in the Wizarding World lacking.  I’m not sure what I was expecting, but I think I expected to find some pretty unique things and most of the stuff was your basic house themed scarves, wands, quills. The same stuff was in store, after store, after store.  Don’t get me wrong, the area is fangirl worthy, and the theming of the stores was impressive, 

but I wanted some sort of super cool headband or unique bag, or a t-shirt you couldn’t find anywhere else, and they did not exist. 

There are a few missed opportunities as well, because there are many store fronts that are not actual shops, but if they were real, they would be brimming with people handing over their hard earned dollars. 

How cool would it be to sit in Madame Puddefoot’s and have tea, especially if it was perpetually decorated for Valentine’s Day?

Noshing

The main quick service eatery in Hogsmede is The Three Broomsticks

which is connected to The Hogs Head.  We ate food from The Three Broomsticks, though we ended up sitting in The Hogs Head. 

I had the fish and chips and Shannon had the pasties with salad.  

Out of the meals that we ate at the Universal parks, The Three Broomsticks was the best.  The fish was good quality, it was crispy and not too heavily breaded, and my wedge fries were hot and fresh cut.  

 The theming in The Three Broomstick and the Hogs Head is amazing;

the head of the hog behind the bar in the Hogs Head snorts and moves every few minutes. No Aberforth or goats though; probably a good thing.

While we were eating we saw a group of adult ladies all dressed up like comic book characters. They were having a few drinks in the Hogs Head to celebrate a birthday.  They were kinda my heroes, especially the lady in her Wonder Woman outfit.  I wish I could have gotten a better picture of them. 

Of course it seems like sacrilege if you don’t get a Butterbeer (in case you don’t know, Butterbeer is a sweet butterscotch flavored beverage that does not contain any actual beer)  while you are at The Wizarding World. You could get one with your meal at The Three Broomsticks, but in my opinion, Butterbeer is more a dessert than a drink you would have with your fish and chips.  Hogsmede has two Butterbeer carts . One cart is near the back entrance where you cross the bridge out of Hogsmede; the other is near Honeydukes. You can get a regular Butterbeer or a frozen Butterbeer. We decided to split a frozen Butterbeer, but before we partook of our frosty beverage I wanted a special picture with the cart.  I am a regular consumer of fancy coffee beverages, beverages that I am used to tipping towards me to bring the straw to my mouth, beverages with lids.  Here is your warning kids, Butterbeer does not have a lid.  As I tipped the straw to my mouth, I spilled Butterbeer down the entire front of my body. I’m not gonna lie, it was pretty embarrassing.

At least it didn't stain my cool Snitch t-shirt

 I ended up having to visit Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom to clean up.  The bathroom is fun because you hear Myrtle moaning overhead saying Myrtlish things like, I hear you making fun of me. 

Once I was satisfied that I was no longer in danger of sticking to everything around me for the rest of the day, I asked Shannon to take a more dignified photo of me sipping my Butterbeer.

There was a sunny piece of wall in Hogsmede that we enjoyed sitting on to rest and people watch.  There was a cart near the wall that sold beverages.  Time after time people would approach the cart and ask for a soda and the guy working at the cart would say,

“I’m sorry, but there is no soda in the Wizarding World.”  

People would just stand there stunned. Sometimes they would laugh nervously, trying to figure out if it was a joke. They seemed visibly upset as though they were sure that there was some sort of grand anti-soda drinker discrimination conspiracy.  One guy grumped,

“Well my son doesn't like pumpkin juice or Butterbeer, what am I supposed to do?” 

 The nice man at the cart suggested a bottle of water. There is water in the Wizarding World.  I wanted to point out that he and his son were in a theme park, a large theme park, and if he only walked twenty steps in the opposite direction he would be in a non-wizarding section of the park, a section that I am sure is abundant with soda.  It’s probably a good thing that I don’t work at that cart.

Rides

Flight of the Hippogriff

 Flight of the Hippogriff is a kiddie coaster, though I will say that the second time I road it, the train was mostly filled with fangirls in their 20s and 30s. 
The queue for Flight of the Hippogriff is the place where you will get the best view of Hagrid’s hut.

 As you ascend the initial coaster hill an animatronic Buckbeak, who is hanging out in his Hipporgriff nest, bows to you, giving you his okay to enjoy your ride. 

The coaster is not at all intense, but it's still fun. It is extremely short. Just as you really get into it, it is over. As the ride pulled back into the station, most people exclaimed,

“That’s it?”

 While on the ride I did throw out a few boisterious Wooooo-Wooo-Hooos, just like Harry does when he soars over the lake on Buckbeak in the Prisoner of Azkaban movie. 

 The Forbidden Journey

Set inside Hogwarts castle,

 this was the best ride in The Wizarding World, and my favorite ride at the Universal parks.

The queue is amazing. From the moment you walk through the entrance, if you are of the Harry Potter fandom, you will descend into a mess of overexcited fandom squees.  You are essentially wandering through Hogwarts School and around every corner there is something new to discover.

From the entrance to Dumbledore’s office,

 to paintings that move and talk,

to the Pensieve, you get to see it all.

The only issue is that it is very dark in the castle, which makes taking good pictures difficult. It would have been one time when having a bit of a wait would have been nice because in the off season the crowd moved swiftly so I either had to let tons of people pass  by me, or try to snap a few hasty pictures before I became a nuisance.

The ride is a continuously loading ride that you load onto from a moving walkway. The ride vehicles seat 4 people.You are harnessed in from above with your legs freely dangling.It doesn’t really matter who you sit next to because once seated, your view on either side is blocked. It helps to make the experience more immersive because you are not distracted by the others in the vehicle.  

The premise of the ride is that you want to go to the Quidditch match, but you are running late, so Hermione bewitches your bench so you can fly thus getting you to the Quidditch pitch faster.  The initial flight out of the castle is cool. It really does give you the sensation that you are flying. Then suddenly everything goes awry. From this point it is difficult to remember what happens in what order because it happens so fast.  You end up in The Forbidden Forest at one point with giant animatronic acromantulas looking to have you for dinner.  My favorite part of the ride is when your car moves so that you are flat on your back and it looks like the giant animatronic whomping willow is about to whomp you, but you escape just in time.  There is an animatronic dragon that breaths fire at you and dementors who attempt to suck out your soul.  You end up in the chamber of secrets at one point in the ride and you get to fly around on the quidditch pitch with Harry. It is so much fun, but it moves so quickly that it is all a blur. You need to ride it more than once to catch everything. I think the reason why I liked it best over Gringotts was because Gringotts is primarily 3D scenes with screens while Forbbiden Journey is a mix of a few screens, but a lot of actual flying through real life replications/sets of parts of the grounds and castle.  It felt more immersive, like you were really there.  Also the flying sensation with your feet dangling was exciting.  I’ve heard people say that they thought this ride was a bit too intense, but I’m a pretty big chicken and I thought the ride was amazingly fun without being too scary. We rode it twice and wanted to ride it a third time, but we ran out of time on our last day.

The third ride in Hogsmede is the Dragon Challenge coaster.  It is made up of two different intense upside-downy roller coasters.  I sat the Dragon Challenge out, but my husband rode both coasters and said that they are a good ride (though not as good as the Hulk coaster).  He was nice enough to take a picture of Mr. Weasley’s car in the dragon challenge queue. 

I savored my time spent in Hogsmede.  If I was of the single persuasion and if it was at all possible, I think I would love to occupy a little flat above one of the shops and live the rest of my days in  Hogsmede. I think I could live without soda.

It started to rain one day while we were in Hogsmede so of course I had to make the obligatory joke about how Universal was taking their theming to a whole new level.